:: The White Heat of Technology
:: SilverLight pwns j00!
The less technologically inept among you will be delighted to learn that Marry Shag Kill is being rewritten in Microsoft's new SilverLight technology using swanky web services and 'ting. For a sneak preview, point your browser at this website and enjoy a glimpse of the future of the internet.
UPDATE: I can't be arsed finishing that, don't bother your head over it.
8/3/2008
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:: ... aaaaaaand delete
:: that was a shit idea really
I killed off the Mugshots MSK game.
It was a bit shit really.
7/14/2008
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:: Torchwood is shit
:: Really, it is shit
Thought it was about time I wrote some fanfic.
| Torchwood headquarters. Captain Jack is shagging an alien.
Enter Chinese Bint, stage left. |
| Chinese Bint: |
Oh hai Jack, what's up? |
| Captain Jack: |
Oh hai Chinese Bint. I'm just shagging an alien. Because that's what I
do, I shag aliens. Is the world about to explode again this week? |
| Chinese Bint: |
Yeah, probably. I'll ask Fat Welsh Bint to fix it. |
| Fat Welsh Bint: |
I can't, I'm shagging an alien or something. I love the alien cock I do.
There's lovely. Also, something tedious about my personal relationship.
Lisp lisp lisp lisp. |
| Chinese Bint: |
I love the alien cock too! But I'll do alien lesbo sex if it's good for
the ratings. |
| [insert dreadful CG effect here] |
| Captain Jack: |
Blimey, it's a dreadful CG effect. |
| Chinese Bint: |
Let's have sex with it probably! |
| Fat Welsh Bint: |
Yes! Let's all fuck a silly CG alien! Me first, there's lovely lisp lisp
lisp. |
| [Doctor Who arrives] |
| Doctor Who: |
Hello, I'm Doctor Who. I don't have sex with aliens. I'm here to rescue
your ratings. Hello. |
| Captain Jack: |
Hooray! I'll be right with you when I finish shagging this alien. |
7/1/2008
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:: It's actually getting worse
:: Search engine keyword update
Here's this month's crop of gutter-level search terms:
- exchange sister for fuck
- celebrity mimsy flashing
- gonorreah pics
- girls minges
- jade goody wank
- mongolian radiation detectors
- olsen twins showing minge
- shag my tits
- shagging in shit
- spanked - a girl's bare bottom
- yaoi fic generator
- whores ginger minge
- wet minge
- "dr who is shit"
6/27/2008
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:: Deep joy!
:: Deep database joy
ok, I was a lazy twat and it was starting to show.
Marry Shag Kill has been rewritten so it runs for more than 5 minutes without steam pouring out of the database and the web server grinding to a shuddering halt.
Remember kids, if your database application uses cursors then you are doing something WRONG.
6/14/2008
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