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How to sound like shit
A guitarist's guide to playing like a wanker
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Choose fuck all
... except the shit you really need
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What kind of FUCK OFF
Seriously, I have no idea
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The rack system
aka Battersea Power Station
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The right to remain silent
If you don't have a guitarist one will be appointed for you
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All your solos are shit
Because you play it safe
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All your songs are shit
Be honest, when did you last call anyone "momma" ?
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Fuck the blues scale
Everything you know is wrong
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How to be a great guitarist
You can't handle the truth
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Spastic
was the first word that sprang to mind
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