So I was bored, thought I'd submit a question to the Dubai Department of Tourism

Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2008 3:30 AM
To: Info
Subject: Dubai travel question

Would it be legal for me to have sexual intercourse with my sister in Dubai? 
Not necessarily penetrative vaginal intercourse, we can do mutual masturbation 
or oral/anal intercourse if the law permits this.

Their helpful representative delivered a speedy response

Dear Sir,
 
Please be informed that according to Sharia Law it is prohibited in Dubai and 
this is against the Islamic morals and the respect country’s traditions and 
culture.  
 
Thanks and regards,
Rajaa Alwan

Executive, Media, Research & Information
One Stop Information  Centre
Department of Tourism and Commerce Marketing

Well, thanks for clearing that up. I'll try Blackpool instead.