After an overwhelming response of one entry to the Mr Brain's Pork Faggots competition, we are pleased to report that the winner is goodboard stalwart some_cunt who hotwired and stole a car before trekking across three continents in search of the mystical meat by-products. The evidence is pictured here.
Well done, mister some_cunt. A grateful nation salutes you. Enjoy your faggots.