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So you've just bought that new deluxe USA Strat you've been promising yourself and you think "wow, this is a really nice guitar but how can I make it look more like it's owned by a brain-damaged chimpanzee?"

Well wonder no more, eBay user GuitarHeads is here with a range of custom engraved neckplates to make your £3000 strat look like a toddler has been let loose on it with a chisel. Here's their piece de resistance, an engraved strat plate bearing the likeness of one Keith "Rolling Stones" Richards.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that looks more like the mummified corpse of Stevie Wonder with a cabbage on his head.

You just don't appreciate great art when you see it. I'm SO buying one of these.