"VOLDEMOTRT YOU FAT CUNT" siad harry Potter and he blastid him with a magic blast thing.
"FUCK OFF HARRY POTTER YOU CUNT" vodelmort said and fucked him right back with some green magic stuff that hurt lots.
"lol" said Ron, "I just shagged Hermineyo up her boobs"
"lol i shaged yuor sister you ginger cunt said Hary Pooter
then voledmort killed snape and harry poter killed him and shagged ron's sister again up her ginger minge.