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Oops I Did It Again
I'm really really sorry for this. But I always wanted to butcher this song.
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Spanish Flea
I'm sure Herb Alpert wants me dead for this.
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Parrott is a Cunt
Possibly the best thing I've ever recorded, written for the world's shittest messageboard troll
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Defrosted
The Stranglers, Cream, Frank Sinatra, Edith Piaf and a kid we all love to hate.
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Tiptoe through the tulips
I should really find something better to do with my time.
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The sailor's hosepipe
Me trying to be Richard Thompson. Or Mike Oldfield. And failing badly.
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My Name is Jacob Dyer
In honour of the greatest and longest-lasting mass flaming of a noob ever
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Tico Tico
I ran out of Herb Alpert tunes so here's a Perez Prado one
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Funky Kangaroo Bitch Party
Cartman vs The Goodies vs Pink vs Rolf Harris!
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I love big black horses
DeAgostini's infamous advert jingle with added MC Hammer and KT Tunstall.
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