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My name's not really Godfrey Pizzle you know
I'm really sorry about this. No, honestly.
25/04/2005 18:32
That sounds like a good idea for a website
25/03/2005 18:32
Hi, I'm really stupid. Can I send you all my money please?
25/11/2002 18:32
... then I'm a Chinaman
25/02/2006 18:32
This *actually happened*. He really did say all that stuff.
25/04/2006 18:32
I'm starting to think this plan is a goer
25/04/2006 18:32
I actually started to feel sorry for this guy
25/04/2006 18:32
How long until you realise?
25/04/2006 18:32
We need a valid XML schema Monkey!
25/04/2006 18:32
You know, I'd almost forgotten how much fun you can have in a chat room
25/04/2002 18:32
I'm so proud of the last line of this one. Feel free to print it out and frame it.
25/04/2006 18:32
Bliddy hell. What a twunt. This guy just got really angry really quickly.
25/04/2006 18:32
Why do people still ask what business I'm in?
25/04/2006 18:32
When you run out of jokes, just say "urinal". Someone will laugh.
25/04/2006 18:32
Oh no you won't
27/10/2006 05:24
What do you mean he's dead?
29/10/2006 09:13
Yeah right, like I don't hear that every fucking day of the week.
26/11/2006 23:59
Paging Professor Smeggytool ...
26/11/2006 23:59
I think this one got off lightly. It could have been so much worse for him.
27/11/2006 00:00
ooga booga ooga booga booga booga ooga booga
27/11/2006 00:00